0067: The PI formerly known as Archer

0060: Only Amoreena

0059: The mad people

Yeah well new rules

Rules update:

Axton's rules - Monki variations
From now on I will aim to post Mon-Fri at 15.30.
However the post will be visual only; no clues or titles.

Here's where you come in... when do you want the clue to be provided?
An hour later? Two hours later? Or the following day?

I assure you; we’re open

Well... we will be soon.
It all goes off tomorrow morning/afternoon depending on your location.

0054: Good schooling, not

0052: Single file, beaks RIGHT!

Haven't you heard? Last night... six of 'em.

The posters have been sitting here waiting for their holograms for a week now - so I thought I'd take some pictures of them to let everyone have look.

They are as follows:
Eat a Rocking Chair (Limited Edition of 50)
Bruce (Super-limited Edition of 10)

Lousy Bicycles (Limited Edition of 50)
Bolivia (Super-limited Edition of 10)

Milk-Plus (Limited Edition of 50)
Droog (Super-limited Edition of 10)

Have look and click 'em for exciting detailed views.

Holograms should arrive on Tuesday which means the store will be open for business on Wednesday. I'll again update before then. Enjoy!

0050: Diseases of Canaries

0049: Primm Valley Resort

0048: That's why I'm considered weak

I know it's new and not very abstracted - but I love this poster so much.

0047: Your no more German then that scotch.

We're gonna need a bigger boat

It was a very sunny day today so I had a quick ride down to the beach and took some shots for the store. Here is the result...

Also got an exciting call from BEP

The posters are ready.

The van is loaded.

Tomorrow they shall be mine...

Make it bigger and stronger than ever!

Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays.

Well readers, I may have only had a weekend and I may not know anything about html but by God I am that chimp!

And what I have produced is enough to make a certain so-called playwrite sob into his ruff with jealousy and rage - behold... I give you...



A new sun is rising on the high-rez horizon and the name of this wonderous fiery ball is BIG-A-VISION. SEE coloured blocks as you've never seen them before, LOOK at the blanks even more closelyer than previously possible and then BLINK away the tears of humble disbelief at the sheer power and awesome majesty that is BIG-A-VISION.

So how does it work? Is it game? How do you do it? How do you know when it's done?

Sounds complicated, right?

Wrong! There's nothing to it - why, you probably know how to do it already - just click the poster you want see bigger and SHAZAM! it pops up bigger in a whole new window... you can even zoom into it - imagine that! Or maybe just grab it for your collection. When you're done just close-up the window and keep on browsing.

I know. It's incredible. But wait... there's more... I've also increased the size of all the regular posters so you can see them a bit better even before you make the the leap to BIG-A-VISION.

Hope that helps AXTON :)

Now quite apart from doing that I also popped out today and took a few pictures for the product views for the upcoming shop. So while you're here I thought I'd give you a quick preview on how one of them is looking.

Why not try what you've just learnt and click the pic? Go on you know you want to...

Let Polly do the printing

Update on printing. I am looking at getting the first set of posters printed toward the end of the month. The posters will be professionally screen-printed at A1 on 270gsm GF Smith Colourplan. They be limited editions hand numbered and signed.

There will be two sets; one limited edition in the original poster colours and a second super-limited edition in an alternative colourway. Each poster can be bought individually.

The first series of posters will be as follows:

0005: Eat a rocking chair.

0007: Lousy bicycles.

0018: Milk-plus.

More news as it happens.

What does the winner get?

People have been guessing the blanks for a while now using the comments section so I thought I'd reward regular respondents with a prize. As you can see I've fudged the tags section to be a sort of scoreboard. 

The idea is simple; guess correctly get a 'bing' guess wrong get a 'buzzz'.

For every correct answer you will receive a point. Winners will (potentially) be announced every three or four months. As you can see things get vague here but bear with it...

Prizes will probably be something along the lines of a very limited screenprint of a poster (potentially a one off edition or variation - or something of an equally excitingly limited nature) whatever it is - it will be cool.

If I haven't gone mad from poster blanking by the end of the year there will be a super-duper prize for the overall winner.

There we go. Enjoy. And get guessing!

Oh, just one more thing. 

In the SCORES (tags) you can see one called --- CLICK TO SOLVE --- as the name suggests if you click this you'll see all the unsolved ones. I need the name of the film or an imdb link if you want others to keep guessing.

There will be some tough ones on the way.